KISS KISS BANG BANG

 

 

THE PLOT:
When Harry "I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club" Lockhart is mistaken for a great actor, a real detective (Perry) has to teach him how to play a detective for his new Hollywood movie. Dexter throws a big Hollywood party--he's pleased his wayward daughter who lived in Paris for ten years has returned. Harry's taking a piss in his hotel room when he notices a dead girl in his shower stall. Perry takes him on a surveillance detail, and a car plunges into a lake.

 

MAJOR 5:
Robert Downey Jr. .... Harry Lockhart, thief
Val Kilmer .... Gay Perry, private detective
Michelle Monaghan .... Harmony Faith Lane, aspiring actress
Corbin Bernsen .... Harlan Dexter, rich guy
Larry Miller .... Dabney Shaw. LA producer

MINOR 3:
Shannyn Sossamon .... Pink Hair Girl
Evan Parke .... Dexter Clinic Guard
Dash Mihok .... Mr. Frying Pan

Shane Black wanted: "a movie that walks the line between something that takes itself seriously enough to be suspenseful but is playful enough to be entertaining and fresh."

based on, in part,
BODIES ARE WHERE YOU FIND THEM

by Brett Halliday, one of over 60 Mike Shayne stories.

Mike Shayne detective is leaving Miami on vacation to New York with his new wife Phyllis. But a drugged women storms into his office/ old apartment with information against Marsh in the upcoming Miami Mayor race but faints . Shayne drives Phyl to the station, strangely glad to be rid of her, but returns to find the drugged women strangled by her own silk stocking. His needs his reporter friend Rouke help him get rid of the body. Meantime Burt Stallings and Detective Peter Painter accuse him of kidnapping Stalling's daughter Helen.

ADAPT NOVEL TO MOVIE:
Shayne + Rouke get rid of dead woman in office -> Perry + Harry get rid of little sister from shower in hotel. Shayne whistles gay tunes (in 1941 that meant merry; in 2005 he's a screaming Mary)
Burt Stalling and daughter story -> Dexter and Veronica Dexter. Removal of characters like Bugler and Dr. Patterson.


Some huge things about MICHAEL SHAYNE, private detective:

Michael Shayne born in Tampico, FL

Phyllis, wife dies in childbirth

Goes to New Orleans meets Lucy Hamilton. Enjoy dinner dates; they talk a lot at her apartment, she keeps cognac for him.

Operative in Miami for detective agency

Has friends on the police force give him access to info.

ordinary Joe with no special knowledge to solve crimes. Rarely uses a gun and takes many beatings.

 

KEVIN'S REVIEW (opening night):
3pm Friday afternoon.

I loved this movie. I haven't laughed this much in a movie in ages (Derringer, Dexter clinic guard, pisses on body, lose a finger...). I'm too excited right now to think about it. I love Raymond Chandler novels. Marlowe, the atmosphere, the tough talk in your face, the sleazy underbelly that is not sweet nor sour, like a tangelo. It's all about faith, hope and clarity. Faith Harmony is the aspiring actress who made it to a beer commercial. Hope is Harry Lockhart who is really a thief locked in his heart, but hopes beyond that. Clarity comes with a detective who shows him how real detectives operate. He puts the pink into Pinkerton. The plot is typically Chandler confused and references various elements in his novels and stories from the 20's-30's pulp magazine BLACK MASK. The little sister, lady in the lake etc. It's cute. The strength in the movie however, is the full force urgency by Harry (Downey is superb) to understand what the hell is happening to him. The body in his shower, the scene with the ski mask guys at the lake, the freeway scene, MacArthur Park. The femme fatale is gorgeous. There's some outrageously funny scenes. I really have to step back and stop gushing. This was excellent. On Sunday, I ordered the Mike Shayne novel it's based on, from Amazon. It still isn't here. They must be shipping it by Rio de Janeiro.

THE PLOT: is all over the place but meant to be. That's how those Chandler films were. It's interesting how it moves yet you never quite understand it. Pay more attention to Harlan Dexter at the party and his daughter just back from Paris.

THE ACTORS: Downey, Kilmer and Michelle are perfect. Exactly who and what they should be. It's 2005 so we get Michelle naked. She's just as pretty with her clothes on. Downey plays the schleb well, just has that "did you just dsay that to me?" kind of mulling it thru life happy-go-lucky attitude. Kilmer is a panic. His gayness is ambiguous. We don't know for sure. He claims to be knee-deep in pussy but likes the name. That slam dunk humor is brutally funny and Shane Black excels at it. I would have like to have seen more of Dexter and Veronica in ambigious scenes, but maybe that gives too much away.

SHANE BLACK'S DIRECTION: During THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT Shane stated he wanted to be a director. In Hollywood, that's barely news. In KISS KISS BANG BANG he directs first time. And it's real good, too. nothing shoddy here. The wolf howling motel, the swaying bushes behind Harmony on her doorstep, the sudden bursts of action like at MacArthur Park, the outrageous stunts like the car ploughing into the lake, the Christmas decor everywhere. Directing includes the casting (perfect major 3 actors), their performances (perfect), and how he moves them around. And the point is make us care, feel their emotions. I felt for Harry, I wanted Michelle, and laughed along with Val. The cinematography was spectacular throughout. I particularly liked the use of the yellow light in the diner, the red light in the hotel hallway etc. I enjoyed the jazz score, and liked that I coudn't figure it out. He doesn't particularly move the camera (pans, dollies, over the shoulder). Some of that may be limited by the restriction of the first-person unreliable narrator. Cinematography is key in a film noir, because they were in black and white, and carried a lot of the German Expressionist school attitude over--lights and shadows. In 2005 screaming color where are the lights and shadows? The editing was fairly nimble. I was wondering for about two minutes around the Flicka airline hostess scene where it was all going.

RAYMOND CHANDLER riffs & references::
LADY IN THE LAKE. Marlowe thought it was Crystal Kingsley in the lake, but turned out to be Muriel Chess, wife of Kingsby's caretaker. Looks like a suicide.
THE LITTLE SISTER. Two sisters: gangster boyfriend, siblings share a secret, movie starlet.
THE BIG SLEEP. Lawyer hires Marlowe to tail a redhead. Used as girl in pink hair.