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EXT. TANGELO--NIGHT It's a starry night under the palm trees and the gray ocean pounding the shore, and a crowd gathering outside the club for the comedians 'ALI THE BERBER BARBER', 'OMAR THE SHERIFF,' and 'SGT. PEUGEOT.' Taking in the palm trees and the ocean, Dameon, huddles, in a fedora and detective's raincoat. DAMEON As dusk covered the city, I got that gut feeling that we'd not heard the last of Beverly Stevens. Or indeed, Mack and Dameon. INT. TANGELO--NIGHT Club Tangelo is dusted in ash-orange light. Wicker tables peek through palm trees. A LEE-ENFIELD BOLT-ACTION RIFLE, rusty from years in a Tunisian desert, a WALTHER P38, a bayonet, and more of the same, are hooked with iron rings to brick walls. World War II reconnaissance photos and bombing target maps, blown up to mural size, are lit by tangerine spotlights. It's busy--casino off to the right, comedy club and restaurant to the left. And smack in the center, stretched like an island prize is a HAWKER HURRICANE IIcc. The Hurricane is now part of the popular bar--her top, side and left wing sliced off by enemy fire and a crash landing. Fiat joins Dunne at the bar. Biggs and Dameon leave the Men's Room. FIAT Ballistics said four bullets. Two in one Federal Agent; two in the other. Colt Delta Elite. Ten millimeter automatic. I know you know the brand. DUNNE I also know the Sahara is the desert but I haven't killed anybody there. Yet. Fiat laughs. Lori, snug in the blue jumpsuit worn by Tangelo waiters and waitresses, wheels a huge cheesecake across to Biggs's table. A horse carved from white chocolate sits atop the cake. A hot fudge number 3 drips down the horse's side. Good luck Wednesday made from M&Ms decorate the cake. Dunne joins Biggs. DUNNE Chef Emile says the kab el ghzal is perfect tonight. BIGGS Thank you, Ben. I am impressed. You know your business. Dunne notices Biggs's Hotel Ritz Maroc key to the Penthouse, and wraps up the conversation. DUNNE Your business is phosphates. If you'll excuse me, I have a comedy club to run. Bright gantry lights above the stage go down and a spotlight catches Ankhrahman leaving his maitre d' post to emcee the show up on the stage: ANKHRAHMAN Our next comedian has been all over. HECKLER And he's not funny anywhere. ANKHRAHMAN Let's have a warm Tangelo welcome for the King of Carpeting, Omar the Sheriff. The keyboard player, SAM SONG SUNG, strikes up a Moroccan version of a Temptations hit, as OMAR comes on stage and works the room. He's dressed in cowboy threads with chaps. Fiat waves to Omar. OMAR Glad you finally joined us, Inspector Fiat. Folks, wherever you go, whatever you do, tell 'em Inspector Fiat sent you. Fiat waves to the crowd. HECKLER Leave my friend alone. He's the best money can buy. Biggs roars with laughter. Dunne removes the 'Reserved for Heckler' table sign as Heckler settles at his own table. OMAR My father was a wealthy fisherman. HECKLER What's his net worth? OMAR Last night my father and I played cards with two African tribesmen. HECKLER Zulus? OMAR No, I won two hundred bucks. HECKLER Last night I played cards with three lions and two cheetahs. One cheetah lays four aces and the other cheetah lays four aces. One of the lions say to him, "You cheetah." One of the cheetahs scratches his head and says to him, "You lion." INT. TANGELO--LATER MACK Dunne took the Ralph Stevens case. Beverly must have arranged better terms with him. DAMEON Forget the dame. MACK It's hard to forget a woman who exercises regularly. PULL BACK from Mack and Dameon to see Lori waiting tables and PULL BACK MORE to eavesdrop on Biggs and party: BULGHAR Boss, those two flyballs are the worst private detectives in North Africa. BIGGS Mack and Dameon. They could be useful to me. ACHEM Those are the two who got locked in the First Savings and Loan of Casablanca's safe last Christmas Eve. BIGGS So that's why the idiot was talking to his dick in the men's room.
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